What an immature class that actually goes, "OHHHHHH!" over a simple relationship considering all the unimaginable that we've seen. Sigh, I think we have no choice but to set up a registry of relationships. People who dun register will be liable to special treatment. So be mature and register like GGTM Chiong did his wife(seriously, GGTSomeonelikehim, though like Turtleman said, there's always the yellow ribbon). Let us take care of your needs. Eg, chalet weddings with priests and everything. Junkoxide's propagation club will take care of the rebels. Just call 1800-SHA-FALI. Privacy is our priority. Meanwhile, rmbr to get ur own priorities right. Learn from Mr H.S. Tan in choosing the PERSON. Put his/her religion above everything else. Including gender.